iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

My mom is home for the first time in two weeks. I already want her to leave.

mercurycumberbatch16:

Benedict Cumberbatch attends the GQ Men Of The Year awards on September 2, 2014 in London (x)

*dead*

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

i just want a cute girlfriend who will talk about johnlock with me

poopflow:

poopflow:

i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born

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wsswatson:

"not everything is about johnlock!" yes it is. literally everything is about johnlock. i study for johnlock. i take care of my pets for johnlock. i clean behind my ears for johnlock. try johnlock today for a healthier, more fulfilling lifestyle.

anthxny:

#classact

danielradcliffesgirlfriend:

fuckyeahprongs:

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

the 2nd gif is just great

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

ruingaraf:

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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